livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
whys it so hard to find a girl who likes hockey and will let me take them to games but also let me bang them when we feel like it
idk i think I’m funny
If you can’t handle the sass, you can’t handle the ass
When life gives you lemons, hand them over to Max Talbot so he can take mildly suggestive pictures with them.
No THANK YOU Roy for everything. Although you’ll be missed throughout the entire MLB, Toronto and Philly will be mending their hearts back together for quite awhile. Baseball without Roy Halladay is a little less funner.